This man went to a store. A market store. A super market. There were these two ladies. Cashier ladies. Cashier ladies asked him if he wanted to by perfume. The company. The company made a new brand. New brand. The brand was called Shizerfarreetee. Everybody. Everybody was buying. Except. Except for him. The man. He. He went home sad. Sad.
The day. The next day. The man, he went back. To the store. He bought...a gun. A bubble gun. He bought a bubble gun. Sassed off. He sassed off the ladies. The cashier ladies. He farted, left, and was satisfied.
(This type of scheiße is only for humorous effect.) HorrorNUKE